Oh what drama! La Camilla has been kicked out of Army of LOvers with an open letter while La Dominika re-enters the group following the fiasco on Melodifestivalen. Some even suggest the whole affair was only to stop her doing Melodifestivalen with her own group and Alexander Bard writing a bad bad song on purpose! This is just what we need in this rather dull season so far. SCHLAGER DRAMA! Anyways, the letter makes a very entertaining read, or what do you think?
Army Of Lovers declare Sainthood for Santa Camilla – and welcome La Dominika to center stage!
Our Dearest Beloved Sister Camilla, Our Hundreds of Thousands of
Fabulous Loyal Fans, and The Chosen Few of the Rest of You Out There in
This Cold Cold World who dare to care
Please accept our sincerest and most heartfelt gratitude for the
hilarious months of joy and happiness we have shared with You, Our
Beloved Sister, during studio recordings, rehearsals, therapy sessions,
interviews, and performances in connection to The Original Army Of
Lovers’ participation at Melodifestivalen 2013. You are dearest to our
hearts, You are forever Our Beloved Sister, You are the undisputed
People’s Queen of Army Of Lovers. For all this, we are to You forever
grateful.
Your performance at Melodifestivalen in Malmö – from Your fabulous
entrance to Your royally ignorant attitude towards even hitting the
lipsynching right – make Yours quite possibly the ultimate Army Of
Lovers performance ever. Who cares about rehearsing properly in advance,
or hitting the right notes, when the world really revolves around the
Art of Entries and Exits? And since You practice this Art with the
ultimate superiority, how could Your performance possibly be improved
upon in any way whatsoever? It was flawless. You are flawless.
Our Beloved Sister, what was Your Melodifestivalen performance if
not the quintessential celebration of the Talented Untalented, the
Victory of Charisma over Substance, the Glamorous Amateur set against
the Boring Professional, the Good Bad Taste against the Bad Good Taste,
the Ethic of Anybody with an Attitude is born to be a Star? You
personify all these qualities better than anybody else on this planet.
You are the proudest Ambassador of the Heritage of Milli Vanilli, and
for this we herald You as Our Eternal Queen of Punk!
However, the show must go on! There are wars to battle and win.
Army Of Lovers have a huge task ahead of them, fighting hatred and
intolerance everywhere until everybody on the planet can have sex with
everybody else all of the time. In this year of The Reformation of Army
Of Lovers – in all its various incarnations – it is time to take the
next step. Just as generously as Dominika stepped aside to let You, La
Camilla, and the boys reunite as The Original Army Of Lovers for
Melodifestivalen, we now thank You for stepping aside to let Dominika
take center stage in the next reincarnation of Army Of Lovers in this
Golden Year of 2013.
We therefore today proudly declare Dominika to be La Dominika, and
in return we award You the Ascension from La Camilla to Santa Camilla,
The Enlightened Global Consciousness of Femme Fatale Hysteria, Our
Living Saint! We will always kneel before Your Altar on every stage we
enter. You will always be with us in our hearts. Thank You, Thank You,
Thank You, for Everything!
The Committee for The Continuation of The Reformation of Army Of Lovers
Alexander Bard
Jean-Pierre Barda
Dominika Peczynski
Michaela Dornonville de la Cour
Camilla Thulin
Jean-Pierre Barda
Dominika Peczynski
Michaela Dornonville de la Cour
Camilla Thulin
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