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ARMY OF LOVERS: WE WILL WIN AND SPREAD HOMOSEXUAL PROPAGANDA ALL OVER EASTERN EUROPE!

As we know by now, Army of Lovers are making a comeback in Melodifestivalen 2013. This doesn't please Camilla Henemark's band fellows and friends in Happy Hoes, Dominika Peczynski and Martin "Miss Inga" Johansson, who were also running for Melodifestivalen. "She simply dumped us as soon as there was a chance for Army of Lovers reunion" tells bitter Dominika (who was part of Army of Lovers previously as well) to anyone who's willing to listen. "She just wants to be the only diva!" La Camilla is quick to response: "For sure! Happy Hoes is just a nice hobby band. Army of Lovers are world stars. In Melodifestivalen we will have seven warm up acts and we will go to Eurovision. Then we will spread homosexual propaganda all over Eastern Europe! We will have one of the biggest ever show stoppers in Eurovision history!"
The reunion took place when Alexander Bard and Jean-Pierre Barda wrote a song for Army of Lovers comeback in mind a couple of months ago. Christer Björkman put the condition it must be the original Army of Lovers so it was in the end La Camilla's hands and she accepted. "I'm the one that commands in Army of Lovers!" she also states... Can't wait to see and hear what they have cooked for us! Meanwhile here's Obsession and Crucified

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