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EUROVISION TORTURE IN THE AZERI WAY!

The Azeri selection is at times like an Eurovision nightmare, celebration of broken English and simply should be shut down and stop this raping of songs. It must have been a good idea on paper but this season is proving to be even worse than the previous .... or what do you say about these: (ok, the last one is not an Eurovision song but sets the tune nicely, maybe you should start with that one.....)
If you dare here's some more for you to "enjoy"! The selection has entered its 4th week so there's many masterpieces like these to come by still before the season is over and someone gets to sing a pre-ordered song from Sweden and collect all the Turkish votes in Malmö 2013 :-)
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