EUROVISION 2022: FRANCE - C'EST VOUS QUI DÉCIDEZ! REVIEW

France has found it's track on Eurovision success again and was the runner up (and sour loser) last year A jury has chosen the 12 finalist who will be first voted by televoters alone and five songs will make the second round. One more act will be chosen as a wild card by the jury. The six super-finalists will be then re-voted. Listening to these songs after Germany and Denmark restores my faith in Eurovision. Merci! I have quite a few favorites but I have no idea who should go to Eurovision but I do have many songs for my playlist for sure! And this seasons first five stars!

Alvan & Ahez - Fulenn ***

This seems to be already a fan favorite, maybe the same ones who wanted Tanxueiras for Spain? I'm old enough to have lived through the ethno-Eurovision decade so I don't warm up to these so much anymore. Still better than anything in Germany or Denmark ;-p

Cyprien Zeni - Ma famille ***

This is exactly what I hear everytime I try to check on what's going on French charts, so very revelant I suppose. And I kinda enjoy this. Not a fan of the shouty chorus but the rest is perfectly fine.

Elia - Téléphone ****

Again very French. I'm liking this maybe a bit too much for what it deserves but what can I do? I have a soft spot for French and Italian music. I get it. I enjoy it. This wouldn't go anywhere at Eurovision but I'm happy this made this dozen.

Elliott - La tempête ****

Very nice, beautiful, classy. Take note Germany.

Hélène in Paris - Paris mon amour **

Ok, no one's perfect. I get she's a character and there's a market for her, too. A few years ago I would have happily welcomed this but now that France has got its act together again: No. Still better than anything in Germany and most of Denmark, Sorry I will keep repeating that as those two....

Joan - Madame **

This is a bit like Cyan Kicks in Finland after Blind Channel. Joan after Barbara? Not a smart move, sorry. Don't do it. Feels a bit circus act really. Still better th..... Ok, ok!

Joanna - Navigateure ***

Another whispering little French voice :-) How come France has these while Italy has all husky raspy voiced females? All pleasant and nice but not strong enough among these others.

Julia - Chut ****

I like maybe her more than the song but it's quite fantastic all the same. Yet again maybe not strong enough for Eurovision but this goes straight to my playlist.

Marius - Les chansons d'amour ***

Makes me think of Gjon's Tears at firts but this impressions fades away soon. Quality ballad. Solid. But not outstanding.

Pauline Chagne - Nuit Pauline *****

You can't be more French than this. This is all my 80's favorites put together in a new fresh package. Here comes the first ***** of the season! This has Elsa, Vanessa, Jeanne, Mylene, Lara, Lio, Julie, Desireless... all the lovely girls in it. Love love love!

Saam - Il est où? ****

Another great track. This reborn French selection gives so much goodies, shame only one can go to Eurovision and choosing the one that would do best there is very difficult. This type a song also recalls Barbara last year and not sure about the circus theme but this one's straight to my playlist, too!

Soa - Seule ****

Another pre-contets fan favorite. Again very French, something that blends into any French music channels perfectly. Catchy and modern. I'd rather see this one is Turin than Fulenn, but then everything comes down to the live and staging. Like most of these entries, so much potential.

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SONGS OF THE YEAR 2015: #5 KRISTA SIEGFRIDS - ON & OFF

Krista Siegfrids is delivering nice pop tunes one after another and this one is particularly catchy and soon you will be singing along..... Hopefully her Melodifestivalen entry will be equally good!

ESC 2016 WISH LIST: MARGARET FOR POLAND

Małgorzata Jamroży aka Margaret has also been tipped for Eurovision and apparently she did turn it down but she'd be perfect. She's got a look and persona you can't unnotice nor forget, she's got hit songs, she has been voted or nominated for everything from Trendy artist to the Hope of the Year, Fashion Icon and Glamour Woman of the year besides the usual best video, song, album, debut..... Oh she's also a fashion designer! She's very clever with social medias and would surely use it to her advantage if selected for Stockholm 2016. Her debut album is titled Add the blonde , do we need to say more? Except it includes mostly Swedish written pop tunes like Tell me how are ya , Wasted , Start a fire and Heartbeat . And of course her debut single and internationally noticed Thank you very much that you can enjoy below with all its anti-textil feel. I think she's Eurovision perfection, she's cheeky and fun, can we have her?

ESC 2016 BELARUS: NAKED WITH WOLVES?

Today's funniest Eurovision related story comes from Belarus. Some sources claim Ivan wants to perform on stage naked and with live wolf or wolves. It surely would be a first on Eurovision stage! We have seen some forgotten underwear over the years, and some cardbox animals though..... Is it time to take things a bit further? No, according the rules live animals are not allowed, and Eurovision being a family show nudity won't do either. (It seems to be ok to be half naked if you are a dancer though..... )

JEDWARD GETS NAKED FOR THE FANS

Well, almost. The boys celebrated their 650.000th follower on Twitter by being photographed fresh from shower as promised. It's not the first time they drop their clothes as you see here . Meanwhile their second album is nearly here and the title track Young love is hitting the charts....

Rumors, rumors, rumors....

While the national selections for Junior Eurovision are going on around Europe and Ani Lorak's been confirmed as host all sort of rumors about the real thing are beginning to be the order of the day. Austria returns - or then not. Andorra stays home - or then not. San Marino returns - well, most likely but not surely. Luxembourg should make a come back - or then maybe not. Liechtenstein is still in the running - or has it ever been for real? Has the local TV ever confirmed anything? Is it just wishful thinking by the fans? Poland on the other hand has confirmed they will be in Oslo. And Italy will be still out. And apparently there will be no ban or such for Azerbaijan nor Spain for the irregularities in and after the 2009 edition. EBU had to change the text in the rules to make it sure nothing like that what happened in Azerbaijan could happen again. Or if it will they have means and rules to back up a ban or sanction.... Katerina Avgoustakis has been rumored to be in Oslo...

CAROLA'S BOOBS STEAL THE SHOW, SVT APOLOGIES

Update! Another thing got Swedes talking last night: Carola's boobs when she was giving away an award. This is not the first time her boombs cause headlines; her misfortunate adventures in the 80's in Japan wer explained with her boobs being too big for Japanese market. Ok.... Or was it the song ? Anyways, Carola apologies and says she thinks the dress is stylish and elegant (even her friends said so) and she's a mature woman in her 40s, not a 16-year-old girl and looks like one. The Swedish Oscars, Guldbagge awards were given out last night. Carola was there as a guest star to sing Barbra Streisand's The way we were when honoring the movie stars who passed away during 2012. However, the cameras were too much on Carola, not on the stars showed in photos in the background and that upset many viewers as that part of the show was to celebrate them, not Carola. Oh well... The producer of the show tells in Aftonbladet the part of the show was made the sam...

Russia recycles the video

Here is the video for Alexey's previous hit Бам Бам! and here is the video for his Eurovision 2011 entry Get you as Alex Sparrow as he likes to be called now abraod. Looks like he potreys the new rich Russia well.... The only problem is that he can't play the bad part convincingly not even a second. And did I say the song is crap? And of course as he is a Russian star he must have nude fotos of him flotaing around internet trying to be sexy and he fails there, too, big time. If you are not bad nor sexy you shouldn't push it. Maybe he should stick to singing jolly little numbers like the Kalinka rip off instead....

GREECE: HELENA PAPARIZOU HITS AGAIN WITH HAIDE

Eurovision song contest 2005 winner Helena Paparizou has been enjoying Top-5 hits every year since 2003 with the exception of 2010 and 2014, this latest one being already her 27th! And Haide is charting also in Bulgaria and Finland, of all places. The catchiness of her hits has changed less over the years than her face.... Here's the English version , below the Greek version.

UK: Naked Blue

The boys of Blue have posed nude again. This time for the Attitude magazine's annual Naked issue and they are also in the cover. Watch the video of the shooting here . Band member Duncan, who is bi-sexual, recently told The Daily Star : “We are getting our kit off for Attitude magazine like the McFly boys did. I’m up for showing everything off. I’m happy enough about the size of my manhood. ” Extra media attention won't hurt their changes in Germany to win it for the UK for the first time since 1997... They will and they can!

GOODBYE, FAREWELL...

The time has come. After all these years, 5,7 million visits, 12.000 articles I guess the time has come. As much as I love and care for Eurovision it just doesn't feel the same. The Corona years took their toll and the past two years and certain decisions have helped me to mature the idea that next year I will hear the songs for the first time in semi-final just like any so called local. The bubble has burst. Add the toxicity in social medias and fandom. The arrogant teenagers who saw their first contest somewhere 2017 or even 2021 who think they know it all and only their opinion matters. Did I mention the toxic atmosphere on social medias? I'm too old for that sh*t. It's been a long ride that took me to various Eurovision on spot as a fan and tourist, as a journalist, as a delegation member. I met some great people, made memories of lifetime. In stressful, sad periods of my life this blog has been my safe place, a place to escape and forget everything else for an hour o...

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